Bedtime Prayer

Bedtime Prayer

A Single Woman's bedtime prayer.....

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
One Who's handsome, smart and strong.
He's not afraid to admit when he is wrong.
One who thinks before he speaks.
When he promises to call, he dosen't wait 6 weeks.

I pray that he is gainfully employed,
Won't lose his cool when he's annoyed.
Pulls out my chair & opens my door,
MAssages my back & begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,
Knows what to say when I ask "How fat is my behind?"

One who'll make love till my body's itchin
He brings ME a sandwich too, when he goes to the kitchen.

I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And would never compare me with my best friend.

Thank You in advance and nowI'll just wait,
for I know You will send him before it's too late.


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A middle-aged guy says to his wife, "You should go bra-less."

She says, "Do you think my breasts are still perky enough?" He says, "No, but maybe it'd pull the wrinkles out of your face."

Problems Start With MEN

HERE IS THE PROOF.......womens problems start with MEN

Just a thought for us women:
MEN tal illness
MEN strual cramps
MEN tal breakdown
MEN opause
GUY naecologist......................

and when we have real trouble, it's a HIS terectomy. Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men? Send this to all of the women you know and
brighten their day!

How to Impress

Compliment her,
Respect her,
honor her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine and dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
hold her,
go to the ends of the earth for her

Show up naked.
Bring food.

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