Last Night

In a forest there was a lion and a monkey. both were good friends, and too much into this sex stuff, one day wives of the two ran away, so they were like helpless as they couldn't have sex now, so they decide to fuck each turn by turn, now the monkey screws up the lion and when lion asks for his turn he runs away, he goes to a tree gets a cap, goggles and hides his face in a newspaper pretending as if reading it.

The lion comes searching for him under the tree and asks him "have u seen any monkey here." the monkey replies "The one who has fucked you up just now?" lion roares in horror "It got published so soon."

NEWTON'S THREE LAWS

LAW 1: LENGTH OF POLE IS DIRECTLY PROPORTIONAL TO THE DEPTH OF HOLE.

LAW 2: TO AND FRO MOTION PRODUCES WHITE LOTION.

LAW 3: A POLE IN A HOLE PRODUCES A NEW SOUL.

Once a young lady who was married to an old guy returned to her moms place... her mom was suprised to see her with out her husband.. so she asked her were he was and that young lady started crying and all she had to say was that he is no more....that shocked mom asked her daughter what happened.

Though ur husband was in his sweet 60's there was nothing wrong with him then what went wrong.....then the daughter said it happened like this we had a happy night life...every time that church bell rang we used to have sex...and in that same speed as the bell rang he used to put in all that effort and put in that shot....the bell rang with a break of 5 sec's and we enjoyed..... then again that curious mom looked at her young widow daughter and asked then wat the hell went wrong.

The daughter started crying again and said "yesterday a FIRE ENGINE passed by".........