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Costly pot

Costly pot

There is a couple, both really fat, the wife fatter than the husband one day, mom is giving a bath

Son: mummy mummy, what's that (pointing to her tummy)
Mom: My dear its a pot

Son: how much does it cost
Mom: $2

Next day husband is giving bath to his son.

Son: Daddy Daddy, is that a pot too
dad: Yes it is.
Son: How much does it cost
Dad: $5

Son (confused): How come your pot is smaller but costs more.

Dad (sheepish): My boy, your mom has a crack under her pot while I have a tap underneath.




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Frog A:(yawning) Good morning!
Frog B:(tired and exausted) hey.

Frog A: How did you sleep last night?
Frog B: (Angry) shit man! Last night while I was asleep, a hard stick kicked me so hard, not even that it spit on me and then left!

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In a forest there was a lion and a monkey. both were good friends, and too much into this sex stuff, one day wives of the two ran away, so they were like helpless as they couldn't have sex now, so they decide to fuck each turn by turn, now the monkey screws up the lion and when lion asks for his turn he runs away, he goes to a tree gets a cap, goggles and hides his face in a newspaper pretending as if reading it.

The lion comes searching for him under the tree and asks him "have u seen any monkey here." the monkey replies "The one who has fucked you up just now?" lion roares in horror "It got published so soon."

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LAW 1: LENGTH OF POLE IS DIRECTLY PROPORTIONAL TO THE DEPTH OF HOLE.

LAW 2: TO AND FRO MOTION PRODUCES WHITE LOTION.

LAW 3: A POLE IN A HOLE PRODUCES A NEW SOUL.

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