We are not fishing
Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, "Excuse me, ladies, I'd like to see your fishing licenses."
"We don't have any." replied the first blonde.
"Well, if you're going to fish, you need fishing licenses." said the Game Warden. "But officer," replied the second blonde, "we aren't fishing. We all have magnets at the end of our lines and we're collecting debris off the bottom of the river." The Game Warden lifted up all the lines and, sure enough, there were horseshoe magnets tied on the end of each line.
"Well, I know of no law against it," said the Game Warden, "take all the debris you want." And with that, the Game Warden left.
As soon as the Game Warden was out of sight, the three blondes started laughing hysterically. "What a dumb Fish Cop," the second
blonde said to the other two, "doesn't he know that there are steelhead in this river?!"
More Blonde Jokes
A blonde went out on a date with her boyfriend to the movies. After the movie he took her to Lookout Mountain, parked the car and started to kiss her.
As things progressed they started fondling each other. Before long they were ready to make love. He asked her if she would like to get in the back seat.
She said, "no."
He unbuttoned her blouse and began fondling her breasts and once again he asked her if she would like to get in the back seat.
Again she said, "no".
As more and more of her clothing came off he became really hot and excited. Once again he asked her "Would you like to get in the back seat?"
And again she said, "no".
Frustrated he asked "Why not?"
To which she replied "I want to stay in the front seat with you."
A blonde suspects her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she buys a gun and puts it in her purse. Then she goes over to her boyfriend's apartment the very next day. As she throws the door open, she sees her boyfriend making out with some girl on the couch.
"I knew it!" the blonde screams, and she takes out the gun. Then, utterly distraught, she points it at her own head.
"No, honey!" the boyfriend yells, "Don't do it, please!"
"Shut up!" the blonde replies, "You're next!"
Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left a note for her milkman Alan to leave 15 gallons of milk.
When Alan read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the order.
Gloria came to the door, and Alan said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 15 gallons or 1.5 gallons?"
Gloria said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath."
Alan asked, "Oh, alright, would you like it pasteurized?"
Gloria replied, "No, just up to my waist."