Computer Expert

Computer Expert

Husband (Returning late from work):Good evening dear, I'm now logged in.

Wife:Have you brought the grocery?
Husband:Bad command or filename.

Wife:But I told you in the morning!
Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort?

Wife:What about my new TV?
Husband:Variable not found.

Wife:Atleast give me your credit card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband: Sharing violation. Access denied.

Wife:Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
Husband:Too many parameters..

Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband: Data type mismatch.

Wife:You are useless.
Husband:It's by default.

Wife: What about your salary?
Husband:File in use....Try later.

Wife:What is my value in the family?
Husband: Unknown Virus....

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Both women and men were asked what gender would be most appropriate for computers.

WOMEN responded:
Computers should be masculine:
1.In order to get their attention you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but they are still clueless.
3. Most of the time,THEY are the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one,you realize that if you waited a little longer
you could have had a better model.

MEN responded:
Computers should be female.
1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one,you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories.

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