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Excerpts from a Laloo Prasad Yadav Speech ( It was really said by him!!)
" I Thank You All For Coming Here From The Bottom Of My Heart And Also From My Wifes Bottom"
More Political Jokes
One of the many laughable statements that Mr. Atal Behari Vajpayee has said during his lifetime.
Smt. Indira Gandhi ke do bete they.
Ek ko desh chalane ka showk tha. Usne ek baar plane chalaya aur plane ko gira diya.
Doosre ko plane chalane ka showk tha. Usne ek baar desh chalaya aur desh ko gira diya.
Once Monica L. went to heven. She saw clocks hanging around everywhere, She asked St. Peter about it.
He said that every clock represents a person on earth and every bad thing he does makes the clock move a second. She asked where is BILL CLINTON'S. ST Peter said SORRY, YOU CAN'T SEE IT. JEASUS IN HIS ROOM IS USING IT AS A FAN!!!!
A man walked into a Texas bar and ordered a beer just as President Clinton came on the TV. After a few sips he looked up at the screen and mumbled, "Now there's the biggest horse's patoot I've ever seen."
Immediately a customer at the end of the bar got up, walked over, decked him, and left.
A few minutes later, the man was finishing his beer when Hillary Clinton appeared on the TV.
"Nope, I was wrong. She's the biggest horse's patoot I've ever seen," he said.
A customer from the other end of the bar got up, walked over, and knocked him off his stool again.
"Darnit!" the man said, climbing back up to the bar. "This must be Clinton country."
"Nope," the bartender replied. "Horse country!"