President Bill Clinton is visiting an elementary school today and he visits one of the classes (4th grade). They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead the class in the discussion of the word, "tragedy." So our illustrious leader asks the class for an example of a "tragedy."
One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend, who lives next door, is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs him over, that would be a tragedy."
"No," says Clinton, "that would be an accident."
A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved, that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explains Mr. President. "That's what we would call a GREAT LOSS."
The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. President Clinton searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally, way in the back of the room, a small boy raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says, "If Air Force One, carrying Mr. & Mrs. Clinton, was struck by a missile and blown up to smithereens, that would be a tragedy.
"Fantastic," exclaims Clinton, "that's right. And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?"
"Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly would be no great loss."
More Political Jokes
Excerpts from a Laloo Prasad Yadav Speech ( It was really said by him!!)
" I Thank You All For Coming Here From The Bottom Of My Heart And Also From My Wifes Bottom"
One of the many laughable statements that Mr. Atal Behari Vajpayee has said during his lifetime.
Smt. Indira Gandhi ke do bete they.
Ek ko desh chalane ka showk tha. Usne ek baar plane chalaya aur plane ko gira diya.
Doosre ko plane chalane ka showk tha. Usne ek baar desh chalaya aur desh ko gira diya.
Once Monica L. went to heven. She saw clocks hanging around everywhere, She asked St. Peter about it.
He said that every clock represents a person on earth and every bad thing he does makes the clock move a second. She asked where is BILL CLINTON'S. ST Peter said SORRY, YOU CAN'T SEE IT. JEASUS IN HIS ROOM IS USING IT AS A FAN!!!!