In Just 5 Minutes
Laloo becomes PM and goes to Pakistan for a one-on-one with Nawaz Sharif. They decide to meet without aides and are closed for about 5 minutes.
Then Nawaz Sharif comes out and drops a bombshell - Pakistan has decided to giveup all claims on Kashmir, with no strings attached! The world is stunned. Laloo has achieved in 5 minutes what others had failed to in 50 years! How did you do it, what did you promise, the press clamours. "Sab Akai TV - waalon ka kamaal hai," says Laloo. "Woh kehte hain na, TV loge tho fridge free milega, video khareedein to cellphone free milega... tho ham bhi
Nawazbhai se keh diye: "Aapko Kashmir chaahiye na? Le jaayie. Magar saath mein Bihar free milega, bas!"
More Political Jokes
President Bill Clinton is visiting an elementary school today and he visits one of the classes (4th grade). They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead the class in the discussion of the word, "tragedy." So our illustrious leader asks the class for an example of a "tragedy."
One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend, who lives next door, is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs him over, that would be a tragedy."
"No," says Clinton, "that would be an accident."
A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved, that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explains Mr. President. "That's what we would call a GREAT LOSS."
The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. President Clinton searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally, way in the back of the room, a small boy raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says, "If Air Force One, carrying Mr. & Mrs. Clinton, was struck by a missile and blown up to smithereens, that would be a tragedy.
"Fantastic," exclaims Clinton, "that's right. And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?"
"Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly would be no great loss."
Excerpts from a Laloo Prasad Yadav Speech ( It was really said by him!!)
" I Thank You All For Coming Here From The Bottom Of My Heart And Also From My Wifes Bottom"
One of the many laughable statements that Mr. Atal Behari Vajpayee has said during his lifetime.
Smt. Indira Gandhi ke do bete they.
Ek ko desh chalane ka showk tha. Usne ek baar plane chalaya aur plane ko gira diya.
Doosre ko plane chalane ka showk tha. Usne ek baar desh chalaya aur desh ko gira diya.