In 5 Months Only

In 5 Months Only

Laloo prasad yadav was working on a puzzle to assemble. After many trials he could assemble them and shoted in happiness, his inlaw came and asked why he was happy. Laloo said he assembled the puzzle successfully in 5 months only.

On this sadhu admitted it was too late to solve a small puzzle like this in 5 months.

Laloo in anger showed him the cover and said, "Idiot! see It's printed that It's for 3 to 6 years."!!

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Election Campaigh

During the election campaign for the election of the American President, a campaigner from the Bush camp happened to meet his counterpart from the Gore camp.

A conversation started, and expectedly, each began to boast of his methods of campaigning. 'Whenever we sit in a cab,' said the Bush supporter, 'we give a few extra cents to the cabbie and ask him to vote for Bush.'

Not to be outwitted, the Gore campaigners replied, 'Whenever we take a ride in a cab, we pay a few cents less to the cabbie, and then ask him to vote for Bush!'

Who Survive

Q: Once there were Jayalalitha, Mamta Banerjee, Laloo Yadav and Jaya Jaitley, Bangaroo Laxman in a ship. Suddenly the ship starts sinking. Can you guess who survives?

A: Our Country! India.

God Gift

Sometime after independence four great leaders of the country - Mahatma Gandhi, Subhash Chandra, Lal Bahadur Shastri and Jawaharlal Nehru went to heaven.

God asked Lal Bahadur Shastri how many children he had during his time on earth. He replied saying he had three! Happy with the relatively good family planning adopted, God gave Shastri a Mercedes!

Subhash Chandra Bose is asked the same question. When he replies he had 10 children, God is a bit upset and gives him a cheaper car, the Ford.

Jawaharlal is next and on replying that he had 15 children, God is pretty angry and gives him an inexpensive Maruti.

Sometime later the three see Mahatma Gandhi returning on foot. They ask why God hadnt given him anything. Gandhiji replied with anger, "Some idiot told God that I was the father of the nation!"

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