Washington, Nixon and Clinton
Q:) What is the difference between George Washington, Richard Nixon, and Bill Clinton?
A:) Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Clinton didn't know the difference.
More Political Jokes
Laloo was going to somewhere through plane.
Air hostess asks him "Are you a vegetarian??
He replied "nahi hum to parliamentarian hai."
Air hostess again asked "nahi sir, mera matlab hai, Aap shakahari hai ya masahari???"
Laloo boola "na to hum shakahari hun na hum masahari hum to behari hun."
Laloo prasad yadav was working on a puzzle to assemble. After many trials he could assemble them and shoted in happiness, his inlaw came and asked why he was happy. Laloo said he assembled the puzzle successfully in 5 months only.
On this sadhu admitted it was too late to solve a small puzzle like this in 5 months.
Laloo in anger showed him the cover and said, "Idiot! see It's printed that It's for 3 to 6 years."!!
During the election campaign for the election of the American President, a campaigner from the Bush camp happened to meet his counterpart from the Gore camp.
A conversation started, and expectedly, each began to boast of his methods of campaigning. 'Whenever we sit in a cab,' said the Bush supporter, 'we give a few extra cents to the cabbie and ask him to vote for Bush.'
Not to be outwitted, the Gore campaigners replied, 'Whenever we take a ride in a cab, we pay a few cents less to the cabbie, and then ask him to vote for Bush!'