Technology

At a summit meeting (during Zail Singhs presidency) Indira Gandhi, Ronald Reagan and Helmut Kohl were talking among themselves and bragging about the technological advances their respective countries have achieved in the field of medicine.

Reagan: In Washington, there was a baby boy born without arms, so we attached artificial arms on him. Now that he is grown, he has become an Olympic professional boxer and a gold medalist at that.

Kohl: Thats nothing to that we have done. Back in Berlin, there was a baby girl born without legs, so we attached a pair of artificial legs on her. Now she is a three-time marathon gold medalist in the Olympics.

Indira Gandhi: Is that all you have - just gold medalists? In Punjab, we had a baby boy born without a head. We attached a coconut and put a turban on it so that people wouldn't know. Now he is president of India.




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A:) Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Clinton didn't know the difference.

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Air hostess asks him "Are you a vegetarian??

He replied "nahi hum to parliamentarian hai."
Air hostess again asked "nahi sir, mera matlab hai, Aap shakahari hai ya masahari???"

Laloo boola "na to hum shakahari hun na hum masahari hum to behari hun."

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Laloo prasad yadav was working on a puzzle to assemble. After many trials he could assemble them and shoted in happiness, his inlaw came and asked why he was happy. Laloo said he assembled the puzzle successfully in 5 months only.

On this sadhu admitted it was too late to solve a small puzzle like this in 5 months.

Laloo in anger showed him the cover and said, "Idiot! see It's printed that It's for 3 to 6 years."!!

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