Whats ur personality! - chance to know about yourself
The chance to know about yourself like your character etc. without spending a money. This test was devised by a famous team of psychologists from a british university.
Here it is.....
Imagine you walked into a small hut by the river in the jungle. You pushed open the door, in front of you were 7 small beds to the right of the hut, and another 7 small chairs surrounding a small round table. In the middle of the table was a round food tray with 5 kinds of fruit in it.
a. Apple b. Banana c. Strawberry d. Peach e.Orange
Which fruit will u choose?
Your choice reveals about u!
Test results : Please SCROLL DOWN
Here are the results..
a. if you chosen apple: that means you are a person who loves to eat apple
b. if you chosen banana: that means you are a person who loves to eat banana
c. if you chosen strawberry: that means you are a person who loves to eat strawberry
d. if you chosen peach: that means you are a person who loves to eat peach
e. if you chosen orange: that means you are a person who loves to eat orange
PS: If u r hunting for me to Kick me.....well...I am still hunting for the person who sent me this...!
More Stupid Jokes
HELPFUL HINTS (kind off, given by Hospital Staff)
Sick of reading all of those helpful hints? Here's some you can really use
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for awhile, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
4. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button. (Now how many of us hit that button )
5. Have a bad toothache? Hit your thumb with a hammer, then you will forget about that toothache.
A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids... "WOW," the social worker exclaims, "Are they ALL YOURS???" "Yep they are all mine," the flustered mumma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, "Sit down Leroy. All the children rush to find seats.
"Well," says the social worker, then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names."
"This one's my oldest - he is Leroy." "OK, and who's this one?" Well, this one he is Leroy, also." The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy. Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Leighroy!
"All right..." says the caseworker, "I'm seeing a pattern here. Are they ALL named Leroy?" Their Momma replied, "Well, yes - it makes it easier. When it is time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I just yell 'Leroy!' An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an' they all come a runnin.' An 'if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell 'Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all Leroy."
The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?"
"Ah, that's so easy," said the momma. "Then I calls them by their last names."
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR :
A place where women curl up and dye.
Someone who is fed up with people.
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MYTH: A female moth.
An insect that makes you like flies better.
Grape with a sunburn.
Something you tell to one person at a time.