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Cuckoo (clock)

Cuckoo (clock)

Three salesmen were bragging who is the best.

The first said, that he is so good he sold a color television to a blind man.

The second bragged he sold a HI-FI stereo system to a deaf man.

The third said he sold a Cuckoo clock to Banta.

The other two said, so what?

The third salesman added, "Along with the Cuckoo clock, I also sold him fifty kgs of bird seeds!!!"




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Jogging

Once a Sardar was jogging in the park, so his neighbour who was coming from the opposite side asked " Arre Happy bhai subah subah kyon bhag rahe ho " ?.. the Sardar just ignored his question and went away.

Next day again in the morning, Sardar was jogging and again the neighbour saw him and asked "Arre Happy bhai kyon bhag rahe ho "? So the Sardar without saying anything went away.

The third day in the morning the Sardar again was jogging in the park and the neighbour again asked " Arre Happy bhai kyon bhag rahe ho"?

This time the Sardar dropped out his pants and underwear and asked " Yeh cheez tumhe dikh rahi hai ?" so the neighbour embarrased and said "haan".

The sardar said "Lekin mujhe nahin dikh rahi hai!"

Extra $5

A sardarji got married. His wife was too hot. While going for honey moon she told him first a lovely intercourse then sightseeing this went for a while after aweek he was exhausted, but the lady was Really hot.

He could not do it any more. A white man was passing, sardaji requested him to satisfy Her. $500 for doing that replied the foreigner, but i have only $100 said sardarji after a lot Of persuation he agreed but on taking out the money he found he had only $95.

The white man left Away and there she was moaning A negro was passing, same request was put to him he agreed to do it freely.

After a year his wife gave a birth to a boy who was dark black in complexion. when he started going to school he Was ridiculed as a black, the boy went to sardarji and asked what wrong he has done .

The sardarji replied "no puttar you have done nothing wrong, it is me who has done it I wish If icould have those extra $5 then you would have been the fairest of all."

Santa Singh in Chandigarh

Santa Singh was visiting Chandigarh for the first time. He wanted to see the Rock Garden.

Unfortunately, he couldn't find it, so he asked a police officer for directions, "Excuse me, officer, how do I get to the Rock Garden?"

The officer replied, "Wait here at this bus stop for the number 46 bus. It'll take you right there."

He thanked the officer and the officer drove off. Three hours later the police officer returned to the same area and, sure enough, Santa is still waiting at the same bus stop.

The officer got out of his car and said, "Excuse me, but to get to the Rock Garden, I said to wait here for the number 46 bus. That was three hours ago. Why are you still waiting?"

Santa replied, "Don't worry, officer, it won't be long now. The 43rd bus just went by!"

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