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Calculation

Calculation

A college professor asked his class a question. "If Philadelphia is 100 miles from New York and Chicago is 1000 miles from Philadelphia and Los Angles is 2000 miles from Chicago, how old am I?"

One student in the back of the class raised his hand and when called upon said "Professor you're 44.."

The Professor said "You're absolutely correct, but tell me, how did you arrive at the answer so quickly?"

The student said. "You see professor, I have a brother; he's 22, and he's half nuts . . ."

More Stupid Jokes

Funny Email Game

Think of a letter between A and W.

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Keep going . . . Don't stop . . . .

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Think of an animal that begins with that letter.

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Think of either a man's/woman's name that begins with the last letter in the animals name

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Almost there........

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Now count out the letters in that name on the fingers of the hand you are not using to scroll down.

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Take the hand you counted with and hold it out in front of you at face level

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Look at your palm very closely and notice the lines in your hand

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Do the lines take the form of the first letter in the persons name?

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Of course not.......

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Now smack yourself in the head, get a life and quit playing stupid e-mail games!

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Don't tell the secret to others, just send them this e-mail 'n' have fun!

Personality Test

Whats ur personality! - chance to know about yourself

The chance to know about yourself like your character etc. without spending a money. This test was devised by a famous team of psychologists from a british university.

Here it is.....

Imagine you walked into a small hut by the river in the jungle. You pushed open the door, in front of you were 7 small beds to the right of the hut, and another 7 small chairs surrounding a small round table. In the middle of the table was a round food tray with 5 kinds of fruit in it.

There are:

a. Apple b. Banana c. Strawberry d. Peach e.Orange

Which fruit will u choose?

Test results : Please SCROLL DOWN

Here are the results..

a. if you chosen apple: that means you are a person who loves to eat apple

b. if you chosen banana: that means you are a person who loves to eat banana

c. if you chosen strawberry: that means you are a person who loves to eat strawberry

d. if you chosen peach: that means you are a person who loves to eat peach

e. if you chosen orange: that means you are a person who loves to eat orange

PS: If u r hunting for me to Kick me.....well...I am still hunting for the person who sent me this...!

HELPFUL HINTS (kind off, given by Hospital Staff)

Sick of reading all of those helpful hints? Here's some you can really use

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for awhile, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.

4. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button. (Now how many of us hit that button )

5. Have a bad toothache? Hit your thumb with a hammer, then you will forget about that toothache.