Kids letters to God

Kids letters to God

Dear God,
I keep waiting for spring, but it never did come yet. What's up? Don't forget.
- Mark

Dear God,
You don't have to worry about me. I always look both ways before I cross the street.
- Dean

Dear God,
My brother told me about how I was born but it just doesn't sound right. What do you say?
- Marsha

Dear God,
If you watch in Church on Sunday I will show you my new shoes.

Dear God,
Is Reverend Coe a friend of yours, or do you just know him through the business?

Dear God,
In Sunday School they told us what you do for a job. Who does it when you are on vacation?

Dear God,
In school we read that Thomas Edison made light, but in Sunday School they said you did it first. Did he steal your idea?
- Sincerely, Donna

Dear God,
I do not think anybody could be a better God than you. Well, I just want you to know that. I am not just saying that because you are already God.
- Charles

Dear God,
It is great the way you always get the stars in the right place. Why can't you do that with the moon?
- Jeff

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God Make Us

A little girl is sitting on her grandpa's lap and studying the wrinkles on his old face. She gets up the nerve to rub her fingers over the wrinkles. Then she touches her own face and looks more puzzled.

Finally the little girl asks, "Grandpa, did God make you?"

"He sure did honey, a long time ago," replies her grandpa.

"Well, did God make me?" asks the little girl.

"Yes, He did, and that wasn't too long ago," answers her grandpa.

"Boy," says the little girl, "He's sure doing a lot better job these days isn't He?"

Helping Nature

A man is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach. After watching the boy's efforts for some time, the man moves closer to the boy's position.

He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the child's shoulder, leans over and gives the
doorbell a solid ring.

Crouching down to the childs level, the man smiles benevolently and asks, "And now what, my little man?"

The boy replies, "Now we run!"

The Early Shopper!

It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the defendant, "What are you charged with?"

"Doing my Christmas shopping early sir", replied the defendant.

"Well that's not an crime", said the judge! "How early were you doing this shopping?"

"Before the store opened", answered the prisoner.

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