Intelligent Mother

Intelligent Mother

A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacks them, The mother mouse yells, "BARK!" and the cat runs away.

"See?" says the mother mouse to her baby.

"Now do you see why it's important to learn a foreign language?"

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The Little Turtle

A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort, he reaches the top, jumps into the air waving his front legs, until he crashes heavily into the ground with a hard knock on his shell.

After recovering his consciousness, he starts to climb the tree again, jumps again, and knocks the ground heavily again.

The little turtle persisted again and again while a couple of birds sitting at the edge of a branch, watched the turtle with pain. Suddenly the female bird says to the male, "Dear, I think it's time to tell our little turtle he is adopted."

What does the Bible Mean

A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!"

His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you 'know' what the Bible means?'"

The son replied, "I do know!"

"Okay," said his father. "What does the Bible mean?"

"That's easy, Daddy," the young boy replied excitedly, "It stands for 'Basic Information Before Leaving Earth.'"

Kids letters to God

Dear God,
I keep waiting for spring, but it never did come yet. What's up? Don't forget.
- Mark

Dear God,
You don't have to worry about me. I always look both ways before I cross the street.
- Dean

Dear God,
My brother told me about how I was born but it just doesn't sound right. What do you say?
- Marsha

Dear God,
If you watch in Church on Sunday I will show you my new shoes.

Dear God,
Is Reverend Coe a friend of yours, or do you just know him through the business?

Dear God,
In Sunday School they told us what you do for a job. Who does it when you are on vacation?

Dear God,
In school we read that Thomas Edison made light, but in Sunday School they said you did it first. Did he steal your idea?
- Sincerely, Donna

Dear God,
I do not think anybody could be a better God than you. Well, I just want you to know that. I am not just saying that because you are already God.
- Charles

Dear God,
It is great the way you always get the stars in the right place. Why can't you do that with the moon?
- Jeff

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