Cork in the ass

Cork in the ass

Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has a cork in his ass. He says, "How'd you get a cork in your ass?" The other guy says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over a lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a red man in a turban came oozing out.

He said, "I am Tonto, Indian Genie. I can grant you one wish." And I said, "No shit!"

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Bhabhi doesn't have

Once among two brothers the elder one who was a very simple person was married, he had no idea regarding the first night. So he referred his younger brother who was an experienced guy.

It was later on decided that both would be having cellphones and the younger would instruct the elder via the cellphone, then the conversation follows:

younger: Enter the room
elder: o.k. now what?

younger: close the door
elder:o.k. now what?

younger:go near bhabhi
elder:o.k. now what?

younger:start undressing both of you
elder:o.k. now what?

Then the younger felt ashamed of narrating the process of insertion, so he said

younger: Put in what is common between both of us and bhabhi does not have AT THE SAME INSTANCE THE ELDER BROTHER INSERTS THE CELLPHONE

Cricket Language

When Saqlain Mushtaq (Pakistani Spin Bowler) got married he was very nervous on his first night, the conversation took like this:

Saqlain (touching her body): Darling has anybody batted on this pitch before?
Wife: No my dear.

Saqlain (touching her boobs): Darling has anybody balled with this ball?
Wife (slapped him): You stupid! have you seen any spinner getting a new ball?

Where is the hole

A man had a strange problem that he felt a lot of cold all the time. On the day of his marriage, at his 'suhagraat', the bride eagerly waiting for his entry so that she could break the barriers of her virginity. The man entered, switched off the lights, took a blanket, closely went near to her as the bride was waiting for the ultimate countdown. He opened the blanket and slept in it.

The bride very confused about the situation next day went to her friend and told her about what happened the last night. The friend suggested her that when this time your husband enters and comes on the bed, you should sit there wearing nothing on the top. The Husband's entry next day and still the same.

The bride again goes to her friend and tells her about the nightmare. She then suggests her to be fully naked when her husband now enters.

The very same night, the husband enters and takes a blanket and goes off to sleep. Enough of it, the bride again goes to her friend and repeats the story. The friend wondering as to what kind husband is he, suggests her to give it a last shot and tell her husband this time when he enters, that she has a HOLE.

The bride really happy thinking that this would do the trick sits on the bed naked when her husband enters, takes a blanket and goes off to sleep. She gets a bit close to him and whispers in his ears " I HAVE A HOLE IN HERE". The husband puts the blanket away take his leg out and smashes the bride on the hole and says "Main Yehi Dekhu Hawa Kahan Se Aa Rahi Hai."

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