High School Peer?

High School Peer?

I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his, badge which bore his full name.

Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago. Could he be the same Guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.

Hmmm,...or could he?

After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended so and so high school.

"yes, yes, I did" he gleamed with pride.

"When did you graduate?" I asked.

He answered, "In 1959 Why do you ask?"

"You were in my class!" I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely. Then - that ugly, old, wrinkled son-of-a-bitch asked, "What did you teach?"

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The Nail, The Cow and The Breeding

A farmer decided it was time to take a wife, so he went to the city and found a woman who agreed to marry him. The only problem was she knew absolutely nothing about farming, and told him that. He told her not to worry, he would handle all the farm things.

One day, a few years later, the Farmer told his wife that the next morning he would have to go to town. He told her that the vet was coming over to breed one of the cows, and she would have to show him which one. She told him she couldn't tell one cow from the other, so the farmer took her down to the barn. Pointing to one of the cows, he told her that was the one. She said she still wouldn't remember, so the Farmer took a big nail, and hammered it into the beam above the stall.

The next morning, the Farmer left for town. A few hours later, the vet showed up, and said he was there to breed the cow. The wife led him toward the barn, explaining on the way that she couldn't tell one cow from the other. Arriving in the barn, she pointed to the nail, and said that is the cow. The vet said that was great, but what was the nail for?

To which the wife replied, " Damn if I know. Maybe that's where you're supposed to hang your pants!"

Successful Waiter

The President of a big corporation decided to take the coffee break in his posh cafeteria and review the workings for a change.

The proud President wanted to impress upon an young boy waiter cleaning the tables, beckoned him with his fingure to come to him and started bragging. He asked, "Boy, how much do you make?"

The boy waiter told him his lowly income.

The big boss asked again, "Do you have any future plans, son?"

The boy nodded, "Sir, one day at a time is my life."

The big boss continued, "Listen boy and remember, when I was your age, I came from the country side as a poor no good bum. No one would employ me. I had no food, no shelter, and was a kicked out as rotten ass. And boy, look what I have today! Cars, houses, money, stocks, bonds, wealth, name recognition, mistresses. And, what do you have, tell me?"

The waiter replies humbly, "Sir, I have what you could not get, a paying Job."

Use Right Word

Mother Superior was walking in the garden one day when she saw a novice nun working in the vegetable patch. Unfortunately every seed she planted was stolen by the birds, which were sitting, watching her from nearby.

"Fuck off!" the novice finally shouted in despair, "Just fuck off!"

Mother Superior was quite disgusted by this and called her over. "Young lady.... That is NOT how a young nun behaves! Next time the birds steal your seeds, just say shoo.....shoo....and they'll FUCK OFF by themselves"

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