Morris goes to a shrink and says, "Doctor, my young wife has turned into a real bad woman.
Every evening, she goes to Larry's bar and picks up men. She sleeps with anybody who asks her! I'm going crazy, Doc! What do you think I should do?"
"Relax," says the Doctor, "take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell me, exactly where is Larry's bar?"
More Medical Jokes
A man walks into the dentist office and lies in the chair... The dentist comes in and proceeds to do an examination. In the middle of the exam, the man tells the dentist and apologizes that he has just had lunch and did not have time to brush his teeth before the appointment as he was running a bit late.
The dentist tells him : "That's ok. I understand. I just had to use the bathroom and didn't have time to wash my hands."
Three students are leaving their last classes of the day.
The law student is thinking, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have coffee."
The engineering student is thinking, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have beer."
The medical student is thinking, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have diabetes."
A doctor came to visit the patient in hospital, and patient started pleading and crying, "Doctor please save me, ." The patient kept crying and crying.
The outspoken nurse got irritated, and she told the patient, "You should not worry, you see you owe $4000 for hospital bed, $2000 for medicine, $5000 for anesthesia, $8000 for surgery, $3000 in doctor's fee, tell me why would Doctor kill you?"