The Smart Watch
A airport fancy smart traveler was carrying two heavy suitcases in the terminal. A fellow passerby approached him and asked him what time it was. The fancy traveler bends down, rest his two heavy suitcases on the floor and looks at his watch. He pushes a tiny button and a beautiful woman's face appears.
He asks her, "Mary, what time is it?" Mary gives him the time instantly and that too with an attractive smile!
The passerby was highly impressed!
He inquires. "What kind of a watch is that?"
"It's like a TV with two-way real-time communication," the traveler explains. He adds that the watch is the latest technology with Intel's brand new chip with processor speed of 12 Gigs.
The passerby is now quite impressed and wanted to know if he could buy this watch from the traveler. They agreed on a price and the cash was handed immediately. The traveler takes his watch out and hands it over and then walks away.
The passerby now the new owner stares at the two heavy suitcases and shouts, "Sir, you forgot your suitcases."
The smart traveler stops, and replies, "No, they are yours now, " then smiles cunningly and adds, "They are the addtional hardware and modems you need for your new watch. The one you just bought, enjoy!"
More Computer Jokes
Husband (Returning late from work):Good evening dear, I'm now logged in.
Wife:Have you brought the grocery?
Husband:Bad command or filename.
Wife:But I told you in the morning!
Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort?
Wife:What about my new TV?
Husband:Variable not found.
Wife:Atleast give me your credit card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband: Sharing violation. Access denied.
Wife:Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
Husband:Too many parameters..
Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband: Data type mismatch.
Wife:You are useless.
Husband:It's by default.
Wife: What about your salary?
Husband:File in use....Try later.
Wife:What is my value in the family?
Husband: Unknown Virus....
Q] Is the computer mouse a male or female?
A] Certainly It is a female because it needs a pad.
Q:) Do you know what Bill Gates will do after buying out the company that manufactures Viagra?
A:) He will re-name his company as MICROHARD!