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Scribble on Paper

Scribble on Paper

In a big family the young army uncle brought home a friend from Army duty for holiday lunch. The friend had too many visible tattoos on his body.

All members sat down around the dining table with visitor, the four-year-old nephew couldn't take his eyes off the man's colorful pictured arms.

Finally his curiosity settled, and in a moment of silence around, he politely asked the guest "Didn't your mother give you a paper to write on?"




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Ques. 1 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ????

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A TOMATO....... AND THE TRING TRING TRING WAS TO CONFUSE YOU......


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Ques 2 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ????

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Ques 4 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ????

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A Fire Brigade Obviously...........

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