Girls & Boys Hostle

Girls & Boys Hostle

Once a girl and boy hostel were side by side therefore they hanged their clothes on same wire.

Once a heavy thunder came in a hurry boys picked girls and girls picked boys undergarments. Next day boys said to girls "yeh lo apne dudh ke dhakkan" and girls replied "yeh lo apne kele ke chilke!"

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Cork in the ass

Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has a cork in his ass. He says, "How'd you get a cork in your ass?" The other guy says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over a lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a red man in a turban came oozing out.

He said, "I am Tonto, Indian Genie. I can grant you one wish." And I said, "No shit!"

Bhabhi doesn't have

Once among two brothers the elder one who was a very simple person was married, he had no idea regarding the first night. So he referred his younger brother who was an experienced guy.

It was later on decided that both would be having cellphones and the younger would instruct the elder via the cellphone, then the conversation follows:

younger: Enter the room
elder: o.k. now what?

younger: close the door
elder:o.k. now what?

younger:go near bhabhi
elder:o.k. now what?

younger:start undressing both of you
elder:o.k. now what?

Then the younger felt ashamed of narrating the process of insertion, so he said

younger: Put in what is common between both of us and bhabhi does not have AT THE SAME INSTANCE THE ELDER BROTHER INSERTS THE CELLPHONE

Cricket Language

When Saqlain Mushtaq (Pakistani Spin Bowler) got married he was very nervous on his first night, the conversation took like this:

Saqlain (touching her body): Darling has anybody batted on this pitch before?
Wife: No my dear.

Saqlain (touching her boobs): Darling has anybody balled with this ball?
Wife (slapped him): You stupid! have you seen any spinner getting a new ball?

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