Sher ka Bachcha
Once one sardar and one pathan were traveling in one train.
Sardar was trying to open his suitcase to take out his night dress. But he was unable to open it. Pathan came and opened the suitcase & said " Pathan Sher ka bachcha hai" and went off .
After an hour sardar was busy in opening his lunch box. But he could not opened it. Pathan came, opened the box & said "Pathan Sher ka bachcha hai" and went off.
After some time sardar was trying to open door of toilet but he couldn't. Again Pathan came and opened it with one kick and said " Pathan Sher ka bachcha hai"
This time sardar was to angry he asked pathan "oye muzhe ek gal bata, teri ma junge gayi thi ya sher tere ghar aaya tha?" and went off.
More Sardar Jokes
One day one sardar was standing outside the gateway of India in Mumbai. One newly married couple came there, they were on their honey moon and they were to visit Mumbai and delhi.
They had to go to delhi the next day, the couple went to the sardarji and asked "tusi ki karte piyo (what are you doing?" the sardar ji replied my son is just born I am filling his birth certificate".
The next day the couple saw the sardarji in front of lal kila in Delhi and was filling the same form, the couple went again to the Sardarji and asked "what are you doing here"?
Sardarji replies "I am filling my son's birth certificate " the couple says "but u were filling the same form in Mumbai yesterday " The sardarji now irritated replied "Can't you see it is written fill in Capital"
Three salesmen were bragging who is the best.
The first said, that he is so good he sold a color television to a blind man.
The second bragged he sold a HI-FI stereo system to a deaf man.
The third said he sold a Cuckoo clock to Banta.
The other two said, so what?
The third salesman added, "Along with the Cuckoo clock, I also sold him fifty kgs of bird seeds!!!"
Once a Sardar was jogging in the park, so his neighbour who was coming from the opposite side asked " Arre Happy bhai subah subah kyon bhag rahe ho " ?.. the Sardar just ignored his question and went away.
Next day again in the morning, Sardar was jogging and again the neighbour saw him and asked "Arre Happy bhai kyon bhag rahe ho "? So the Sardar without saying anything went away.
The third day in the morning the Sardar again was jogging in the park and the neighbour again asked " Arre Happy bhai kyon bhag rahe ho"?
This time the Sardar dropped out his pants and underwear and asked " Yeh cheez tumhe dikh rahi hai ?" so the neighbour embarrased and said "haan".
The sardar said "Lekin mujhe nahin dikh rahi hai!"