Q: What happens when you put bomb in a bra?
A: Tit Bits.

Q: What happens when u put bomb in a underwear?
A: Bannana Split.

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Church & a Bathtub

Q: What is the difference between a lady in a church and a lady in a bathtub?

A: One has a soul full of hope and the other has a hole full of soap.

4 pieces

An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said "That's no problem. How many do you want?" The man answered, "Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces."

The pharmacist said, "That won't do you any good." The elderly gentleman said, "That's alright. I don't need them for sex anymore as I am over 80 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."

Lightest Object

Q:) Which is the lightest object in the whole world?

A:) Penis. Even imagination can lift it.

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