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One Way Street

One Way Street

A policeman pulled a Surd over after he had been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.

Cop: Do you know where you were going?

Surd : No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving.




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Sardars at Work

A passerby watched two sardarjis in a park.

One was digging holes and the other was immediately filling them in again.

'Tell me,' said the passerby, 'What on earth are you doing?'

'Well,' said the digger, 'Usually there are three of us. I dig the hole, Balwant plants the tree saplings and Gurpreet fills in the hole. Today Balwant is off, because he is ill, but that doesn't mean Gurpreet and I get the day off!

Not Because of Sardar

Bantu returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father." Dad, today we had a Spelling Class - All the other kids could only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. Is that because I am Sardar?"

No son, that's because you are intelligent. "

Bantu seeming content with the answer, asks his father another question, Dad, today we had Math class - All the other kids could only count from 1-10, I could count from 1 to 20. Is this because I am Sardar ??"

No son, that's because you are intelligent," replies his father.

Happy with the answer, Bantu poses another question to his father, Dad, today we had Medical Examination, all the other boys were shorter than me, I was atleast twice their height. Is that because I am Sardar ??"

The father replies, "No son, that's because you are 31 years old."

Aadmi aur Janwar

A sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is swetting in his seat when his friend asks him 'kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai??'

Sardarji replies 'Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata!'

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