Sardar Smoking Habits
There was this Sardarji who was a non-smoker, one of his friends claimed that he can make the Sardarji a chain-smoker, It was a hundred bucks bet.
His Friend brought a pack of WILLS (cigarette) and told Sardarji that it was an abbreviation for "Women in London Love Sadars" (WILLS) The Sardarji loved the concept and started smoking and soon became a chain-smoker.
Now it was a turn of another of his friends, this friend claimed that he can de-addict Sardarji but for two hundred bucks.
This Friend also brought the Sardarji a pack WILLS (Cigarette) but told the Sardarji what WILLS if reversed (SLIIW) stands for "Sardars Look Like Indian Women."
The Sardarji left smoking!
More Sardar Jokes
A policeman pulled a Surd over after he had been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.
Cop: Do you know where you were going?
Surd : No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving.
A passerby watched two sardarjis in a park.
One was digging holes and the other was immediately filling them in again.
'Tell me,' said the passerby, 'What on earth are you doing?'
'Well,' said the digger, 'Usually there are three of us. I dig the hole, Balwant plants the tree saplings and Gurpreet fills in the hole. Today Balwant is off, because he is ill, but that doesn't mean Gurpreet and I get the day off!
Bantu returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father." Dad, today we had a Spelling Class - All the other kids could only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. Is that because I am Sardar?"
No son, that's because you are intelligent. "
Bantu seeming content with the answer, asks his father another question, Dad, today we had Math class - All the other kids could only count from 1-10, I could count from 1 to 20. Is this because I am Sardar ??"
No son, that's because you are intelligent," replies his father.
Happy with the answer, Bantu poses another question to his father, Dad, today we had Medical Examination, all the other boys were shorter than me, I was atleast twice their height. Is that because I am Sardar ??"
The father replies, "No son, that's because you are 31 years old."