A sardarji once went to america. He toured the entire United States and before returning he visited Washington D.C. to hear John F. Kennedy's speech.
During his speech Kennedy told the crowd that he had slept with only one other woman than his wife and challenged the crowd to guess who she was. When the crowd gave up he promptly told that it was his mother. The crowd went wild and the surd was very impressed.
When he came back a party was thrown in honor of him and he was asked to give a speech, He remembered kennedy's speech and he told the crowd that he had slept with only one woman other than his wife and challenged the people to guess who the person was.
When the crowd gave up the surd said, Kennedy's mother.
More Sardar Jokes
There was this Sardarji who was a non-smoker, one of his friends claimed that he can make the Sardarji a chain-smoker, It was a hundred bucks bet.
His Friend brought a pack of WILLS (cigarette) and told Sardarji that it was an abbreviation for "Women in London Love Sadars" (WILLS) The Sardarji loved the concept and started smoking and soon became a chain-smoker.
Now it was a turn of another of his friends, this friend claimed that he can de-addict Sardarji but for two hundred bucks.
This Friend also brought the Sardarji a pack WILLS (Cigarette) but told the Sardarji what WILLS if reversed (SLIIW) stands for "Sardars Look Like Indian Women."
The Sardarji left smoking!
A policeman pulled a Surd over after he had been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.
Cop: Do you know where you were going?
Surd : No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving.
A passerby watched two sardarjis in a park.
One was digging holes and the other was immediately filling them in again.
'Tell me,' said the passerby, 'What on earth are you doing?'
'Well,' said the digger, 'Usually there are three of us. I dig the hole, Balwant plants the tree saplings and Gurpreet fills in the hole. Today Balwant is off, because he is ill, but that doesn't mean Gurpreet and I get the day off!