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Back Direction

Back Direction

Once a Sardarji saw a boy who wore his cap in the back direction, this disturbed hte sardarji and he also decided to wear his pagari in the backward direction.

While he was on his way to his office another Sardar saw him and asked "Sardar ji aa rahe ho ke jaa rahe ho".




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Marriage Proposal

One day a girl proposed to a sardar and sardar denied simply saying that in our family.

WE MARRY ONLY OUR RELATIVES..
MY MOM MARRIED MY DAD,
MY BROTHER MARRIED MY BHABHI ,
MY UNCLE MARRIED MY AUNT AND SO ON.
SO PLEASE EXCUSE ME !!

Foreigner

Sardar returned to India after his trip from london, he asked his wife "Hey am I looking like a foreigner?"

she said "no"

sardar: "Hey look thorougly and say am I looking like a foreigner?"

Wife: "No for the last time, but why are you asking this?"

Sardar: Yesturday, at the station in london a lady told me "you look like a foriegner"

Sardar's Convention

80,000 Sardarji's meet at the Jalianwala Bagh for a "Sardarjis Are Not Stupid Convention."

Santa Singh, the emcee says, "We are all here today to prove to the World that Sardarjis are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"

One Sardarji steps up.

Santha Singh asks him, "What is 15 plus 15?"

After 15 or 20 seconds, he says, "Eighteen."

Obviously, everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000 sardarjis Start Cheering, "Give him another chance, give him another chance."

Santha Singh says,"Well, since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you here and the world wide press, I guess we can give him another chance." So he says, "What is 5 plus 5?"

After nearly 30seconds, the sardarji eventually says, "Ninety?"

Santha Singh sighs - everyone is crestfallen and the sardarji starts crying.

80,000 sardarjis start yelling, "Give him another chance, give him another chance."

SanthaSingh, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage, eventually says,"Ok! One more chance. What is 2 plus 2?"

The sardarji closes his eyes and after a whole minute eventually says "Four."

Around the stadium 80,000 sardarjis start yelling "Give him another chance, give him another chance."

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