Once it was announced on a railway platform that rajdhani express is coming on platform One, Suddenly a sardar jumped on the train tracks.
A man shouted to the sardar "what the hell are you doing?".
The sardar said to the man that you are going to die as the train is comming on the platform and not on the railway track.
More Sardar Jokes
12 sardar 12 car mein 12 bajke 12 minute 12 second per 12ve gali mein 12ve cinema hall mein kaun si film dekhene gaya honge?
ANS: Ye Waqt Hamara Hai...
A sardar was drawing money from ATM, The sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password.
Its 4 asterisks (****).
The first sardar replies, Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong, Its 1258.
Once all Sardarji's clubed together and decided to develop Punjab and they wanted the Punjab as a Developed State.
Each of them started giving suggestions ... finally one great Sardarji gave a suggestion with a huge volume "Lets fight with Indian Government, get freedom from India, then declare war on America.... We will be defnetly defeated by America and we shall be the part of the America and then they will obviously develop our punjab also"....
"Wow" the crowd cheered up..... there was at last a thin voice asking "What about if we win?"