Wife With Stranger
Sardar to his friend, "Yesterday I saw my wife going to see a movie with a stranger".
His friend replied, "So did u follow them?".
Sardar replied, "No yaar, I had already seen the movie".
More Sardar Jokes
Once it was announced on a railway platform that rajdhani express is coming on platform One, Suddenly a sardar jumped on the train tracks.
A man shouted to the sardar "what the hell are you doing?".
The sardar said to the man that you are going to die as the train is comming on the platform and not on the railway track.
12 sardar 12 car mein 12 bajke 12 minute 12 second per 12ve gali mein 12ve cinema hall mein kaun si film dekhene gaya honge?
ANS: Ye Waqt Hamara Hai...
A sardar was drawing money from ATM, The sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password.
Its 4 asterisks (****).
The first sardar replies, Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong, Its 1258.