Short Story

A Sardarji happened to participate in a competition, which was about writing the shortest story. The organizers had put a condition that a story must have four ingredients viz. religion, sex, suspense and mystery.

Sardarji's turn came after many attempts by others. Sardarji gave a story, which was just one sentence and read : "Oh God, my wife is going to deliver a child".

Amused, the organizers asked the sardarji whether it contained all the four ingredients !! Sardarji replied affirmatively and gave his explanation as below:

Oh God : religion
my wife: sex
going to deliver a child : suspense (whether a girl or a boy)

"Okay.... but where is the mystery ?" asked one of the organizers.

The sardar replied : who is the father??

Sardarji was declared the winner for writing the shortest story!




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Servant

After the death of a chaudry of a village his son became the chaudry of the village.

One day he went in his village to take a look around. In the village he saw a man who looked just like him.

The chaudry said to the man "I think that your mother was a servant in our mansion." The man replied in a respectful manner "No my lord, my father was a servant in your mansion".

Preparing for MBA

Zailsingh decided to write the MBA exam.

He could understand every thing except for the LOGIC part. One day when he was
reading, Rajiv came home.

Rajiv: Jailsinghji How is your MBA preparation?
Zail Singh: Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic.
Rajiv : Logic is very easy.
Zailsingh: Can you give me an example, so that I can understand.

Rajiv: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house ?
Zail : YES.
Rajiv: Logically , there will be water in it.
Zail : YES.

Rajiv: Logically, there will be fish in it.
Zail : YES.
Rajiv: Logically. Someone will be feeding the fish.
Zail: YES.

Rajiv: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish.
Zail : YES.
Rajiv: so, Logically, your are married.
Zail: YES.

Rajiv : SO, that means U are a heterosexual.
Zailsingh was very glad and he understood logic. Next day he sees Butasingh and he was also preparing for MBA.

Zail: How is your MBA preparation?
Buta : Everything is fine except for the logic.
Zail : Oh, logic is easy.

Buta : Please, give me an example.
Zail : Do you have a fish pot in your house?
Buta : NO, I don't.
Zail : Saala HOMO....

What is Politics?

Liitle johny went up to his dad and asked the real meaning of politics. His dad knew he was dumb and asked him to go to bed, he insisted and finally his dad told him, this is what he said.

"he called himself the capitalist as he was the earning member of the house, called his mother as the governer as she looked after the house in his absence, called little johnny the public as he would see everything going on,called the servant as the labourer and johnys little brother as the future of the country. This together functions in a system and is known as politics."

Johny was confused and said that he did not follow, He went to bed dissapointed, he was restless and went up to his dad again in the middle of the night, he went to his dads room but he wasnt there, he checked in his brothers room, he wasnt there too but he saw that his brother had shit in his nappy so he went to the servant quarter to ask his maid to clean the mess.

There he saw his dad having sex with the maid, he saw everything and went back to sleep.

Next morning on the breakfast table he told his dad that he now understood the meaning of politics. His dad asked him the meaning of it, this is what little johny said "CAPAILIST SCREWING THE LABOURER WHILE THE GOVERNER IS ASLEEP,PUBLIC IS WATCHING WHERE AS THE FUTURE OF THE COUNTRY IS IN THE SHIT POT."

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