STD / ISD PCO
A sardarji went to a STD/ISD PCO and slapped the operator twice.
Because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"
More Sardar Jokes
Amitabh : apka 13th question 25 lakh yeh raha apke samne..
Contestant Sardar is tensed.
Amitabh : Who is the father of Abhishek Bachan?
A. Amitabh Bachan B. Laloo Prasad Yadav
C. Moh. Azhar D. General Perverz Musharaff.
Amitabh : Apka kya jawab hai ?
(He is quite sure that Sardar will opt for A)
But Sardar is still confused.
Amitabh : Apke pas do life line hai..(50:50 and phone a friend)
Sardar: I think it is A but am not sure.
Amitabh : Not sure... Hmmm Ap kya karna chahenge?
Sardar : I would like to use 50:50?
Amitabh: Ok computer , 2 galat javabo ko mita de..
Computer after deleting two names, leaves two options which are: -
B. Laloo Prasad Yadav.
C. Moh. Azhar.
Amitabh is confused and tensed thinks how come the computer has made this mistake But as is said in bollywood the show must go on. Now Sardar is even more confused.
Sardar: I would like to use the last life line phone a friend...
Amitabh : Ap kisko phone karna chahenge?
Sardar : Mein Jaya Bachan ji ko phone karna chahoonga.
Amitabh Fainted !!
Please can you lend me Rs 1000, I will return it to you day after tomorrow, I nead it Pls help me out, I know you Have it ...
Sardar talking to an ATM Machine!!
Sardar to his friend, "Yesterday I saw my wife going to see a movie with a stranger".
His friend replied, "So did u follow them?".
Sardar replied, "No yaar, I had already seen the movie".