Sardar and the lie detector

Sardar and the lie detector

An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon to test a lie detector.

The Englishman says: "I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer".
BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.
"Ok", he says, "10 bottles".
And the machine is silent.

The American says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers".
BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.
"Allright, 8 hamburgers".
And the machines silent.

The Sardarji says: "I think...",
BUZZZZZZ goes the machine.

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To whom you are talking

A Sardarji joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone, "Abey saale Get me a coffee quickly!" The voice from the other side responded, "You fool you've dialed the wrong extension!"

Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?"

"No", replied the trainee

"It's the Managing Director of the company, you fool!"

The Sardarji shouted back, "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you fool?"

"No.", replied the Managing Director.

"Good!", replied the Sardarji and put down the phone!

Angry Sardar

Once a sadarji pressed the doorbell of his house, his wife opened the door on seeing her apne sadarji went red with anger as she was standing completely nude.....

sadarji started yelling I have bought so many clothes but still you are like this...if someone else would 've came then...????

He draggged her to hers almirah 'n said "look how many dresses 've got for you. Just look at them. and started counting them - one, two, three, four - excuse me mister, five six....

Sardar Thief

Banta Singh was shifting his residence. He was packing his belongings. By midnight he was too tired and dozed off with the house door open. A sound woke him up. A thief was packing valuables. Banta Singh found it very amusing, the thief was doing the job for him!

"When this smart guy finishes packing, I will catch him". Banta was a hefty guy, so when the burglar finished packing, Banta Singh jumped on him and tied him up. Then he went to the police station and reported the matter.

"What did you do to the thief"? "I tied his hands; you come and collect him".

"I hope you tied his legs too".

Banta Singh felt a cold feeling in his spine; he had forgotten about the legs. He sat down for a while. Then he cheered up and said,

"Inspector Sab, the thief, he will still be there".

"How do you know"?

"Well, that fellow is also a Sardar".

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