Making Fool

Making Fool

Once a sardarji, fedup with being teased decided to teach everyone a lesson, ie he wanted to make a fool of others. So he stands at the bus stop and starts looking at the sky, all his fellow passengers on the bus ask him what he is doing.

He replies "chand aur sooraj mel rahe hai".

Every one laughs and go on their ways. when they come back from their duty they find him still in the same position, gazing up, again they ask him "kya dekh rahe ho sardarji?" and they get the same answer.

Meanwhile the sardar is keeping track of the number of people who have asked him and how many have remained with him and how many have left.

When his count reaches 100, he is very happy that he has made a fool of 100 people and turns around and shouts "I HAVE MADE A FOOL OF U ALL" and finds 100 turbans behind him.

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Sardar and the lie detector

An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon to test a lie detector.

The Englishman says: "I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer".
BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.
"Ok", he says, "10 bottles".
And the machine is silent.

The American says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers".
BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.
"Allright, 8 hamburgers".
And the machines silent.

The Sardarji says: "I think...",
BUZZZZZZ goes the machine.

To whom you are talking

A Sardarji joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone, "Abey saale Get me a coffee quickly!" The voice from the other side responded, "You fool you've dialed the wrong extension!"

Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?"

"No", replied the trainee

"It's the Managing Director of the company, you fool!"

The Sardarji shouted back, "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you fool?"

"No.", replied the Managing Director.

"Good!", replied the Sardarji and put down the phone!

Angry Sardar

Once a sadarji pressed the doorbell of his house, his wife opened the door on seeing her apne sadarji went red with anger as she was standing completely nude.....

sadarji started yelling I have bought so many clothes but still you are like this...if someone else would 've came then...????

He draggged her to hers almirah 'n said "look how many dresses 've got for you. Just look at them. and started counting them - one, two, three, four - excuse me mister, five six....

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