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How to Recognize Horses

# How to Recognize Horses

There was once a Sardarji who couldn't distinguish between his two horses. Since he didn't know what to do he asked his neighbor for advice.

He responded, "Trim the tail of one of the horses." "You are a very clever man," said the Sardar.

For a couple of months it was all right, but then the tail grew back to its normal size. "You'd better trim the mane of one of the horses, "advised the neighbor. For another couple of months it worked, but then the mane grew back.

"The best thing to do is to look for some characteristic that doesn't vary with time, like the height of the horses," said the neighbor.

"You are a very wise man. I'll measure them and tell you about it."

After a few hours the Sardar returned to his neighbor. "You were right! I've Measured their height and the white horse is three inches taller than the black one."

### More Sardar Jokes

Making Fool

Once a sardarji, fedup with being teased decided to teach everyone a lesson, ie he wanted to make a fool of others. So he stands at the bus stop and starts looking at the sky, all his fellow passengers on the bus ask him what he is doing.

He replies "chand aur sooraj mel rahe hai".

Every one laughs and go on their ways. when they come back from their duty they find him still in the same position, gazing up, again they ask him "kya dekh rahe ho sardarji?" and they get the same answer.

Meanwhile the sardar is keeping track of the number of people who have asked him and how many have remained with him and how many have left.

When his count reaches 100, he is very happy that he has made a fool of 100 people and turns around and shouts "I HAVE MADE A FOOL OF U ALL" and finds 100 turbans behind him.

Sardar and the lie detector

An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon to test a lie detector.

The Englishman says: "I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer".
BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.
"Ok", he says, "10 bottles".
And the machine is silent.

The American says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers".
BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.
"Allright, 8 hamburgers".
And the machines silent.

The Sardarji says: "I think...",
BUZZZZZZ goes the machine.

To whom you are talking

A Sardarji joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone, "Abey saale Get me a coffee quickly!" The voice from the other side responded, "You fool you've dialed the wrong extension!"

Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?"

"No", replied the trainee

"It's the Managing Director of the company, you fool!"

The Sardarji shouted back, "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you fool?"

"No.", replied the Managing Director.

"Good!", replied the Sardarji and put down the phone!