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Yo Mama So Fat - Part 3

Yo Mama So Fat - Part 3



  • Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

  • Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

  • Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.

  • Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

  • Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!

  • Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!

  • Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!

  • Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

  • Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

  • Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...

  • Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.

  • Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!




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Yo Mama So Fat - Part 2


  • Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

  • Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

  • Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

  • Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

  • Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

  • Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

  • Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

  • Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

  • Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

  • Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

  • Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

  • Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

Yo Mama So Fat - Part 1


  • Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

  • Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"

  • Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

  • Yo mama so fat were in her right now

  • Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

  • Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

  • Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

  • Yo mama so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...

  • Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

  • Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

  • Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

  • Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

Orange Jjuice

Yo mama so dumb she sat down looking the orange juice bottle for an hour 'cause it said concentrated.

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