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Yo Mama So Fat - Part 4

Yo Mama So Fat - Part 4


  • Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

  • Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!

  • Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

  • Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

  • Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.

  • Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

  • Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

  • Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!

  • Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

  • Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

  • Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!

  • Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!




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Yo Mama So Fat - Part 3



  • Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

  • Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

  • Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.

  • Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

  • Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!

  • Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!

  • Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!

  • Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

  • Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

  • Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...

  • Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.

  • Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

Yo Mama So Fat - Part 2


  • Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

  • Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

  • Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

  • Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

  • Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

  • Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

  • Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

  • Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

  • Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

  • Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

  • Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

  • Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

Yo Mama So Fat - Part 1


  • Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

  • Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"

  • Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

  • Yo mama so fat were in her right now

  • Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

  • Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

  • Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

  • Yo mama so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...

  • Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

  • Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

  • Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

  • Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

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