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Yo Mama So Fat - Part 5

Yo Mama So Fat - Part 5



  • Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

  • Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

  • Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

  • Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

  • Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!

  • Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!

  • Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

  • Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!

  • Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!

  • Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

  • Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!




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Yo Mama So Fat - Part 4


  • Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

  • Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!

  • Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

  • Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

  • Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.

  • Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

  • Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

  • Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!

  • Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

  • Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

  • Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!

  • Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!

Yo Mama So Fat - Part 3



  • Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

  • Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

  • Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.

  • Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

  • Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!

  • Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!

  • Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!

  • Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

  • Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

  • Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...

  • Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.

  • Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

Yo Mama So Fat - Part 2


  • Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

  • Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

  • Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

  • Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

  • Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

  • Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

  • Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

  • Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

  • Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

  • Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

  • Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

  • Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

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