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Yo Mama So Fat - Part 9

Yo Mama So Fat - Part 9



  • Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water

  • Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out

  • Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth

  • Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures

  • Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

  • Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.

  • Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.

  • Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

  • Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

  • Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....

  • Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.

  • Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.




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Yo Mama So Fat - Part 8



  • Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her

  • Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.

  • Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.

  • Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

  • Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family

  • Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through

  • Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

  • Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.

  • Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.

  • Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.

  • Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!

  • Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.

Yo Mama So Fat - Part 7



  • Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.

  • Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.

  • Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

  • Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.

  • Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.

  • Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.

  • Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.

  • Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.

  • Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.

  • Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.

  • Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!

  • Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

Yo Mama So Fat - Part 6



  • Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

  • Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"

  • Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!

  • Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!

  • Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th

  • Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too

  • Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please

  • Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!

  • Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!

  • Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

  • Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

  • Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping

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