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Yo Mama is so stupid - Part 1

Yo Mama is so stupid - Part 1


  • Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

  • Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

  • Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

  • Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read

  • Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

  • Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

  • Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

  • Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

  • Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

  • Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

  • Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

  • Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!




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Yo Mama So Fat - Part 10



  • Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.

  • Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.

  • Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

  • Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"

  • Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!

  • Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

  • Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.

Yo Mama So Fat - Part 9



  • Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water

  • Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out

  • Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth

  • Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures

  • Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

  • Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.

  • Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.

  • Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

  • Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

  • Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....

  • Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.

  • Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.

Yo Mama So Fat - Part 8



  • Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her

  • Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.

  • Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.

  • Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

  • Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family

  • Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through

  • Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

  • Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.

  • Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.

  • Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.

  • Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!

  • Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.

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