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Yo mama is so greasy

Yo mama is so greasy


  • Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!

  • Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!

  • Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her




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Yo Mama is so stupid - Part 4



  • Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.

  • Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

  • Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

  • Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.

  • Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.

  • Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.

Yo Mama is so stupid - Part 3



  • Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

  • Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

  • Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

  • Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

  • Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

  • Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

  • Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

  • Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

  • Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

  • Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

  • Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

  • Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

Yo Mama is so stupid - Part 2


  • Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

  • Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

  • Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.

  • Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

  • Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

  • Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

  • Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

  • Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

  • Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

  • Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

  • Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

  • Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

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