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Yo mama has

Yo mama has


  • Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.

  • Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.

  • Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.

  • Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper.

  • Yo mama has green hair and thinks she's a tree.

  • Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying.

  • Yo mama has 10 fingers--all on the same hand.

  • Yo mama has a glass eye with a fish in it.

  • Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles.

  • Yo mama has a short arm and can't applaude.

  • Yo mama has so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!

  • Yo mama has three fingers and a banjo.

  • Yo mama has a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.

  • Yo mama has a bald head with a part and sideburns.

  • Yo mama has a wooden leg with branches.

  • Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.




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Yo mama is so greasy


  • Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!

  • Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!

  • Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her

Yo Mama is so stupid - Part 4



  • Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.

  • Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

  • Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

  • Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.

  • Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.

  • Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.

Yo Mama is so stupid - Part 3



  • Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

  • Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

  • Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

  • Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

  • Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

  • Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

  • Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

  • Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

  • Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

  • Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

  • Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

  • Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

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