Yo mama is so lazy
- Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
- Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
- Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
More Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama is so skinny
- Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
- Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
- Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.
Yo mama has
- Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.
- Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.
- Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
- Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper.
- Yo mama has green hair and thinks she's a tree.
- Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying.
- Yo mama has 10 fingers--all on the same hand.
- Yo mama has a glass eye with a fish in it.
- Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles.
- Yo mama has a short arm and can't applaude.
- Yo mama has so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!
- Yo mama has three fingers and a banjo.
- Yo mama has a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.
- Yo mama has a bald head with a part and sideburns.
- Yo mama has a wooden leg with branches.
- Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.
Yo mama is so greasy
- Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
- Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!
- Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her