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Yo mama is so lazy

Yo mama is so lazy


  • Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

  • Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!

  • Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.




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Yo mama is so skinny


  • Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

  • Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.

  • Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

Yo mama has


  • Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.

  • Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.

  • Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.

  • Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper.

  • Yo mama has green hair and thinks she's a tree.

  • Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying.

  • Yo mama has 10 fingers--all on the same hand.

  • Yo mama has a glass eye with a fish in it.

  • Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles.

  • Yo mama has a short arm and can't applaude.

  • Yo mama has so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!

  • Yo mama has three fingers and a banjo.

  • Yo mama has a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.

  • Yo mama has a bald head with a part and sideburns.

  • Yo mama has a wooden leg with branches.

  • Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.

Yo mama is so greasy


  • Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!

  • Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!

  • Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her

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