Yo mama is so bald
- Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!
- Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind
- Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
More Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama is so tall
- Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
- Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.
Yo mama is so poor
- Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
- Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
- Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
- Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
- Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
- Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
- Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
- Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
- Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
- Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.
- Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo mama is so lazy
- Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
- Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
- Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.