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Yo mama is so hairy

Yo mama is so hairy


  • Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

  • Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.

  • Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

  • Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan




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Yo mama is so bald


  • Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!

  • Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind

  • Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.



Yo mama is so tall


  • Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.

  • Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.

Yo mama is so poor


  • Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

  • Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

  • Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

  • Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

  • Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

  • Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

  • Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

  • Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

  • Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."

  • Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.

  • Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

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