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Yo mama is so dark

Yo mama is so dark


  • Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

  • Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk!

  • Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.

  • Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.

  • Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.




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Yo mama is so hairy


  • Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

  • Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.

  • Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

  • Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan

Yo mama is so bald


  • Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!

  • Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind

  • Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.



Yo mama is so tall


  • Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.

  • Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.

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