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Yo mama is so nasty

Yo mama is so nasty


  • Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.

  • Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.

  • Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.

  • Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave

  • Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.

  • Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

  • Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.




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Yo mama is so short


  • Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!

  • Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!

  • Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

  • Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.

  • Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.

  • Yo mama so short she models for trophys.

Yo mama is so dark


  • Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

  • Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk!

  • Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.

  • Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.

  • Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.

Yo mama is so hairy


  • Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

  • Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.

  • Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

  • Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan

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