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Yo mama is so ugly - Part 1

Yo mama is so ugly - Part 1


  • Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

  • Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

  • Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes,

    let's go bury it."

  • Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

  • Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

  • Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

  • Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

  • Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

  • Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

  • Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

  • Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

  • Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"




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Yo mama is so nasty


  • Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.

  • Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.

  • Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.

  • Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave

  • Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.

  • Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

  • Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.

Yo mama is so short


  • Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!

  • Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!

  • Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

  • Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.

  • Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.

  • Yo mama so short she models for trophys.

Yo mama is so dark


  • Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

  • Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk!

  • Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.

  • Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.

  • Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.

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