Yo mama is so ugly - Part 1
- Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
- Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
- Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes,
let's go bury it."
- Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
- Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
- Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
- Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
- Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
- Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
- Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
- Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
- Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"