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Yo mama is so dirty

Yo mama is so dirty



  • Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.

  • Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.

  • Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!

  • Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.




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Yo mama is so old



  • Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

  • Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

  • Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

  • Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

  • Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

  • Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

  • Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

  • Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

  • Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

  • Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.


Yo mama is so ugly - Part 3



  • Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

  • Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life

  • Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!

  • Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

  • Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!

  • Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints

  • Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!

  • Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.

  • Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

  • Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.

  • Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!

  • Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

  • Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.

  • Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo mama is so ugly - Part 2


  • Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

  • Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.

  • Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

  • Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

  • Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!

  • Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!

  • Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!

  • Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

  • Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!

  • Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

  • Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!

  • Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

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